Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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