Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
we're so committed to being not committed
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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