i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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