I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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