bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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