all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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