Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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