I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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