What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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