How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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