Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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