i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream