there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.