I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes