ugly people sure do ruin things
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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