I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I need moral support for this bender
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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