how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
