Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
