I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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