Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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