I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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