things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Drunk is a universal language darling
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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