You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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