I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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