i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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