So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So many bounce houses so little time
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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