Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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