My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
