I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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