its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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