Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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