so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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