Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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