The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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