this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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