I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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