He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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