exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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