Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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