My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
