I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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