The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He better not be in your backpack
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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