We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Randomize
