He is an equal opportunity slut.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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