awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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