So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
is wine microwaveable?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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