Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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