Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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