FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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