That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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