Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
