Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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