So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Randomize
