...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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