I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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