you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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